literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via black-and-red-until-im-dead)

briouxtiful:

if you’ve never cancelled plans at least once because of hockey you’re lying

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(via virginity)

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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zmalik:

nothing’s funnier than the fact that boston traded tyler seguin for reilly smith and then tyler fucked reilly’s ex-gf

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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oscar worthy

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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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